This Is Not About Alakazam

Alohomora! I just have opened my blog this noon so let me say "hi" to all of you :D Today, I want to share some information about Harry Potter. Yes, I'm addicted to those novels and movies. Awesome and incredible, good job for the author, J.K. Rowling. I appreciate her great imagination to make this magic story, to make all the wizard characters, and for the spells for sure :D Yes, magic world is similar to the spells. The common spells that we usually hear like "alakazam", "abrakadabra", or 'hocus pocus' are nothing compared to those spells created by J.K. Rowling. FYI, Rowling really think before she makes it. Some of the spells are based on Spain-language and Greek o_o Well, just check the list of the spells below :) Enjoy!


Harry Potter Spells And Uses

Accio
A spell to bring an object back into your hand. It can be used to bring a certain object, such as in Accio Butterbeer.

Alohomora
This spell opens a locked or closed door. The opposite of this is Colloportus.

Avada Kedevra
One of the three Unforgivable Curses, this spell causes death.

Colloportus
This spell locks a door shut. Hermoine uses this to cover their escape at the end of Book 5.

Crucio
One of the three Unforgivable Curses, this spell is the Cruciatus Curse and causes great pain. Umbridge tries to cast this on Harry at the end of Book 5.

Diffindo
The spell used to rip open tapestries and such. Used quite a bit in the computer game based on Book 2.

Expecto Patronum
This spell creates a silvery protective creature, a patronus. Harry’s patronus is a stag; Cho’s is a swan. Hermoine has an Otter.

Expelliarmus
One of the more simple spells, and the first spell that the D.A. group works on in Book 5. This disarms your opponent.

Finite
A spell to cancel the effects of another spell. Lupin uses it on Neville to get him to stop dancing at the end of book 5.

Flagrate
A form of fire spell, Hermoine uses this to mark an “X” on doors in the Mysteries area in book 5.

Flipendo
A simple spell that flips something over.

Impedimenta
This spell causes a person to freeze for about a minute.

Imperio
One of the three Unforgivable Curses, this allows a wizard to take total control of another person.

Impervius
A spell to cause an invisible wall to form. Quidditch players use this to keep the rain off their faces at times.

Incarcerous
Umbridge tries this on the centaurs in book 5 - to wrap ropes around them - but the centaurs easily shake them off.

Incendio
A spell to cause a fire to burn.

Legilimens
A spell to extract memories and feelings from another person, to in essence look through the memories another has.

Levicorus
A nonverbal spell to hang a person in the air by one ankle.

Locomotor
The locomotor spell causes something to move in a given direction. For example, to move trunks along with you, you would command Locomotor trunks. To cause someone to freeze stiff, you use Locomotor mortis.

Lumos
This spell causes the wand tips to glow and give off light.

Morsmordre
A dark spell that causes a dark mark - the sign of Voldemort - to appear.

Muffiato
A spell that fills the ears of anyone nearby with buzzing, so that conversations are not overheard.

Nox
A spell to cause darkness, the opposite of Lumos. Interestingly, the name of a fun computer RPG.

Obliviate
A memory erasing charm that Professor Lockhart was extremely fond of.

Petrificus Totalus
A spell to cause someone to freeze completely. It seems there are several different spells that cause this same effect :)

Portus
The portus spell creates a portkey that allows people to move from one destination to another easily.

Protego
A spell of protection, to ward off magical attack. Harry uses this at the end of Book 5 to keep a sphere that another is casting “Accio” on.

Reducto
An assault spell, reducto causes damage to what it is fired at. The students use Reducto to blow apart bookshelves at the end of Book 5.

Reparo
A simple spell to repair an object that is broken.

Riddikulus
An anti-boggart spell, that causes the boggart’s scary shape-changing ability to be mediated. Mrs. Weasley has trouble with this one at the beginning of Book 5 when a boggart torments her with sights of her family dead.

Scourgify
A cleaning spell, James uses this on Snape when they are young to clean Snape’s mouth out with soap.

Silencio
A spell to cause something (or someone) to become silent. As Hermoine instructs Ron, this spell is done with a sharp jab of the wand, not a wave.

Stupefy
This spell should freeze an object in place, but when Umbridge tries to use it on an escapee firework, it explodes instead.

Tarantallegra
A Death eater uses this dance-causing spell on Neville during the final battle in Book 5.

Wingardium Leviosa
Harry uses this to levitate tentacles away from him at the end of book 5.

Sudden Circus Show

Hello there! I'm home alone now and nothing interest here. I came home early because today is exam day (until two weeks later) in my school. Well, I want to share about me and my classmates did two days ago, a day before the beginning of exam day :)

That day is Tuesday. After we did some accounting task and heard about the history lesson (actually I read novel below my table :b). Then, we went to computer laboratory and got nothing. With a lazy faces, we went back to the class, but some boys stayed on canteen. Skip and skip! I forgot some parts on that day hehehehe ;b The main part of this story or this posting is the boys in my class. They usually played cards behind the class and cursed each other (boys...-_-) I was reading the novel while the noise began behind the class. I tried to find the case and voila! The boys became a group of sudden circus :p hehehehhe. Check these out :D

All That Homework Ain't The Torture

Hola readers! This is my second posting in a day :) I don't know why but I really want to post something in my blog, long time I never open it :b hehe

Well, too many reasons why I didn't care with my blog before. I'm a student and I'm in the last year in the high school. (backsound : pee wee gaskins "high school is almost over, go straight for your dream now....). This is a hard year with tasks and exams everyday. Yes, EVERYDAY! My reminder on handphone is full of exams schedule in a week. No time for sleep tight, never take a nap and go to bed early in the night as a result. And how about homework? I do it all in the morning, at home and school. I always come early to the school where it is still quiet enough to do the homework. Can you imagine, I bring a huge bag on my back everyday, full of books on that day (and not on that day). And everyday I always come home at 3.30 p.m. because of curriculum adaptive. All the torture haven't ended yet, I still sweep my home as my obligation. All my activities is not finished yet, after pray Maghrib, I go to the lessons course until 8.00 p.m. Are you do it everyday? ABSOLUTELY YES! Tired? Hell yeeaaaaaah!

Well, no time for me to do my homework and tasks at home, I always do it at school or in the lessons course. As the picture you see above, I know if all my homework cold talk and shout, they would asked to be done. I'm not a lazy girl, I'm happy if I can finish all the homework on the time, but there's no spirit and energy left. My brains is totally tired and need take a rest. Well, this is definitely my obligation, moreover I'm a last-year student on high school. I have to prepare it all well, because this is not about their future, even yours -___- This about MY FUTURE! I want to get the best score on the National Final Exam. I want to continue in the best university to make my parents proud of me. I want all the best! But this is too difficult, I guess I have no more energy :(

But sometimes, all that quote that I found on Tumblr and Twitter can make me realize that life is a challenge and you have to solve it all by your self. Your future is depend on how hard you effort it. Because you decide your future. All you can do now is effort it as well as you can and don't forget to pray. The result is handled by Allah. Just keep moving on and never give up, you are one step closer to get what you want :D

Byeeeee :*

We Are Social Two

Ohayou :)

Well, this is a kind of random posting but I like to share it with you. This is about us, me and my buddies. We are in our last year in high school. Exams, tasks and homework are our food everyday and it always deliver the boredom atmosphere in the class.
Here they are :) I don't want to expose the narcissistic, it's just the reflection of our foolish beside of our business in our last year. No lessons in a certain time, with our naughty instinct, run out to the canteen together and stay there until the bell ringing :b

Those are us

Besties :*

Crazyness (?)

Duo Jamur

Am I look so strange? (yes)

Weird

Expressions

We hadn't ready yet :b

Those photos are taken in every empty class :D

Song of The Day

Biarlah

Semua yang berlalu
Telah menjadi kenangan
Dan seakan kulupakan
Karena ku tak sejalan

Dan tak mungkin ku bertahan
Meski telah ku coba
Semuanya tak berguna
Terbuang sia-sia

Dirimu di hatiku sudah terlalu lama
Biarlah ku mencoba untuk tinggalkan semua

Killing Me Inside

The Carnaval

The Beginning

Cheerio*

The Robbots and The Angel

Sunshine

Captured :)

The Assasin

Hi there, I post this with tears on my eyes :'(
I've just lost my lovely rabbit, his name is Bunny.

I still remember the first time I bought him, he was so small and cute. He had a soft fur so that everyone want to have him as their pet, so do I. And after the bargaining, I could take him home :D Yaaay I love him.
Then, still brought the cage, I thought about the name. Accidently, that day, my friends and I watched Japan animation movie about rabbit on the class and the main actor was a rabbit named Bostasky. Immediately, I gave him Bostasky as his name, and after for a while I thought that name is too peculiar to the cute rabbit like him. Then I chosed another option, Usagi. Usagi means rabbit in Japan language and I thought that's too feminine to him. -___-" Well and the final result is Bunny, yes, I felt straight on it.


And this is the worst part between us, he left me forever :'( I always think that it was my fault. That afternoon, after STAN tryout, I went to grandma's house and I came home at 5.00 p.m. :'(
I left him for7 hours without foods :'( and it was a bad day with a terrific rain. In the morning, Bunny didn't want to eat something, my mom said, "Bunny is sick." :'''''''(

After three days, he still didn't want to eat anything and the worst accident is happen. I came late to home and checked his condition. He couldn't stand his body anymore, just lying on his cage. The tears came out from my eyes, I take it out from his cage and touched him gently. He moved his head although it's heavy. I couldn't bear again and did everything to safe his life. Since that accident, I realized that all I do such a silly thing :'( I tried to open his mouth then gave him some water, I hoped it works. After a second, I just realized he left me forever :'( I killed him, I killed him. I can't stop thinking that it was my fault. Crying all over night until two days later :'(

Well, goodbye Bunny, you are always on my mind. (sorry too much sad icons)

Cat Quotes

Hi there, I mean the readers laaa :p
Long long time I'm not post about cat article yet, sounds important? Of course, because this is my vow to post about the cat once a month and who cares? (huhuhuhu T.T)
Okay, for those who are care on my vow, enjoy it :D

Cat quotes from actors/actrees

• “I really am a cat transformed into a woman.” – Brigitte Bardot
• “A cat has absolute emotional honesty.” – Ernest Hemingway
• “Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.” – Benvenuto Cellini
• “What greater gift than the love of a cat?” – Charles Dickens
• “Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.” –Jim Davis (Garfield creator)
• “I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat” - Edgar Allan Poe
• “One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway
• “The smallest feline is a masterpiece” – Leonardo Da Vinci
• “Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.” – Miguel de Cervantes
• “When they are among us, cats are angels.” – George Sand

Cat quotes from politicians/statesmen

• “Only astrophysicists new about the Internet 20 years ago. Today my cat has a website.” – Bill Clinton, as quoted by Rick Van Sant (Scripps Howard News Service)
• Bill Clinton, referring to the strained relationship between his two pets (Socks the cat and Buddy the dog), said that “I did better with the Palestinians and the Israelis… than I’ve done with Socks and Buddy.”
• “It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.” – Den Xiaoping
• “All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only a pig looks at you as an equal.” – Winston Churchill
• “No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln
• Quotes from other well-known people
• “Cats invented self-esteem” – Erma Bombeck
• “A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.” – Albert Einstein
• “A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.” – Andy Rooney
• “You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” – Jane Pauley

Funny cat quotes

• “Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.” – Anonymous
• “People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.” – Faith Resnick
• “My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.” - Anonymous
• “The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.” – Anonymous
• “I gave my cat a bath the other day… they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…” – Steve Martin

Quotes from plays, movies, and books

• “I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.” -William Shakespeare, Henry IV
• “‘All right’, said the Cat, and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.” – Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
• “The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter.” – T.S. Elliot, “The Naming of Cats” – Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats.
• “So much time, so little to do...” – Garfield, Garfield –The Movie (2004)
• “Sally: Where did you come from?
• The Cat: Hmm, How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide to...
• Conrad: No, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from?
• The Cat: My place, what do you think?”- The Cat in the Hat (2003)
• “I hate Mondays.” – Garfield, Garfield –The Movie (2004)

• “Love me, feed me, never leave me.”- Garfield, Garfield –The Movie (2004)

Flower and The Flower Pot

A : if someone throw you with rock don't throw them back with rock too.
B : then?
A : just throw them with flower :)
B : flower? how can you do that?
A : look! be sure the flower pot is threw too :D
B : hahahaha, I see :D

Yellow Pow Pow

Hey ya! Wassup wassup?

Today I like to show you my pics with my cute garments. Maybe it would looked like a child but I like the way I am :)

I love the brown skirt so damn ^^

Some etnic brecelets

This is not "Twilight" poster

Hello everybody!
I want to clarify about this pic. They are still amazed with it and I just giggling :D
First, this pic is taken @ITB when we were join SKAL
Second, the boy beside me is not Edward Cullen or Robert Pattinson
Third, He is Niko Deby Alviky
Fourth, I really aware to pose with him like that
Fifth, I'm not under his spell
So, the conclusion is, that's not "Twilight" poster, thank you :))

Happy Birthday to Me

Today is my birthday and now I'm 17. Thank you to my friends for your congrats. A lot of congrats on my facebook account, sorry I never visit my facebook anymore. And special thanks for Vina, Desy, Keke and Prita. She gave me a gift this morning :D









Well, this morning my friend, Raras brought some cutie cookies. They were smile on me (okay it is too "lebay"). I mean there were smile on the cookies. Check these out, readers :D

Thank you everyone, i heart you all always :* muach!

I Dreamed and You Did

Hello readers!
Yesterday, I guess (maybe 2 days ago or 3 days ago or a month ago? whatever lah) as I remember, I dreamed about Trian, the drummer of Vierra. Yea, Trian, I met him on my dream hahhaha. I dreamed that I got a photo with him, suddenly the the voice of my mom woke me up. Still amazed with my own dream, then I checked my handphone, maybe I really really succeed took a photo with him and I got NOTHING (of course laah, you were dreaming, how silly I am). In the school I told about my dream to Vina, she is Vierrania. She said maybe my dream will be comes true, sooooon (great!). I don't know why but, since I told her all, she made a signs on her hand. Check these pictures below, these is her hand, I swear.

Don't ask me about that clips bracelet. Good night readers :)

UNO!

Hello there! Do you know UNO card, right? I wanna talk about that kind of card game.

All of my friends in the social-class (my class.red) like to play it so much now. I don't know why but we never play a card anymore since my school banned it last year. At that time we played poker card, only. Then who's bring this UNO virus in my class? CUCUK. Yes, his name is Cucuk = Peak. Just don't imagine about his face because his face as strange as his name. (I'm sure for that).

The teachers still don't know about our new activities in the class now :p

Me : hey you!
Him : what?
Me : UNO!
Him : sh*t!
Me : hahahha

IPS, what's wrong?

Halo halo, mulai nge-blog lagi, tapi masih setengah hati juga. Postingan yang kali ini aja ngambil dari page tumblr, belum sempet ke edit. Why? Tauk deh, rasanya pengen nge-blog tapi bahan buat post masih kurang, yaudah mencomot punya orang deh. Padahal walaupun copas (copy-paste.red) tapi kalo niat nge-blog, pasti aku edit dulu. Well tanpa banyak cincong, read this and hope it will change your perspective about social class :D

Akhir-akhir ini beberapa teman saya (katanya) ada yang bermasalah dengan orang tuanya dalam hal PENJURUSAN. Well, dari yang sudah kita ketahui bahwa MAYORITAS orang tua di Indonesia menginginkan anaknya untuk menekuni bidang IPA dengan alasan “Mudah Kerja”, “banyak Penjurusan di PT”, dan banyak lagi.

Sebenarnya saya kecewa dengan statement orang tua Indonesia golongan MAYORITAS tersebut. why ? marilah saya jelaskan dengan ilmu saya yang sedikit ini.

“IPS itu cuman bisa jadi itu-itu aja”

what’s wrong ? justru dengan jalan yang sudah jelas tersebut, maka sang anak akan terkonsentrasi dengan apa yang dia pelajari. kalo mau jadi ahli ekonomi, ya pasti belajar ekonomi dan sedikit sosiologi untuk memahami daya pikir masyarakat sekitarnya. kalau mau jadi pengamat politik, ya belajr PKn dan sosiologi. Kalau mau jadi ahli astronomi, ya tinggal belajar Geografi.

Mari kita bandingkan dengan IPA. mau ke tehnik kimia, kenapa mengikut lebih mempelajari fisika ? seharusnyakan sesuai dengan namanya. Tehnik KIMIA. we have to learn chemistry. not Physic. dan kalau masuk IPA, (menurut kurikulum Indonesia) jarang ada teori yang dipakai dalam kehidupan sehari-hari.

Memangnya apa sih tujuan kita sekolah ? bersiap untuk menjalani kehidupan bukan ? Seharusnya setiap orang sadar akan hal itu. jadi gak selalu berkelakat dalam teori yang menggunung itu.

Coba kita lihat kondisi Indonesia sekarang. tingkat Ekonominya sedang awut-awutan, ahli ekonomi hanya bisa dihitung Jari. Dokter di Indonesia sudah banyak, tetapi orang yang menderita penyakit semakin banyak dan butuh waktu lama untuk penanganannya. bahkan banyak orang Indonesia yang berobat keluar negri. Jadi keadaan kita sekarang itu berat sebelaj, dimana sisi beratnya pun tidak memberikan kontribusi yang besar bagi masyarakat Indonesia.

Mari kita lihat dari sisi sejarahnya.(botabene, saya membacanya dari kaskus. entah benar atau tidak. tapi masih dapet logikanya)

Jaman dahulu, ketika Indonesia sedang dijajah orang belanda, konon banyak sekali orang-orang pribumi yang dinilai “berbahaya” bagi pemerintahan mereka, apabila orang-orang tersebut mempelajari berbagai bidang sosial. Dari ekonomi hingga politik.Karena apabila muncul ahli-ahli dari Indonesia, Belanda akan kewalahan menghadapi mereka. So,dengan akal bulusnya, mereka berhasil mengarahkan orang-orang tersebut menjauhi bidang sosial, dan belanda pun semakin berkuasa di atas tanah Indonesia.

Nah nah nah, gak usah "ngoyo" buat masuk ke IPA kalo emang gak yakin. Daripada ntar jadi IPA gadungan hayoo lhoooo

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nb:akhirnye ngeblog beneran lagi

Aprilio Story-Someone

Have you ever heard the story of my life?

Have you ever known these feelings are for you?

Oh can’t you see? Oh can’t you feel?

When two hearts are one LOVE becomes real.

I’ll be your summer when it rains.

I’ll be the blood inside your veins.

Always beside you. Always to guide you.

Cuz you’ll never find someone like me.

Have you ever felt a LOVE like this before?

Have you ever found the meaning of it all?

I know you can see. I know you can feel.

(baby let me love you love you love you whoa…)

So let’s make this last FOREVER and TRUE.

I’ll be your summer when it rains.

I’ll be the blood inside your veins.

Always beside you. Always to guide you.

Cuz you’ll never find someone like me.

You’ll be the stars that shines so high.

You’ll be the light up in my sky.

Forever I’ll hold you. Forever I’ll need you.

Cuz I’ll never find someone like you.

Darling please. I know you care so much for me.

I see straight through your eyes.

Know that I want this LOVE too.

I’ll be your summer when it rains.

I’ll be the blood inside your veins.

Always to guide you. Always beside you.

Cuz you’ll never find someone like me.

^_^\m/

Its Collection of shoes

I don't mean on my title in this posting :p You know, cat has 4 legs and look at those shoes hohoho, just a pair

A Message for You

LOOK AROUND YOU!

Domestica short-haired Cat

Hello Cat-licious! I want to share a lil bit information for you. As usual, once a month, I always try to post the article about the cat. So let's check it :)
Hey, have you ever take care about a lot of cats around you? Yea, they are on the roof, on the market, on your garden, or maybe on the sidewalk. Those cats called domestica short-haired cat. For your information, it has 5 varieties such as calico cat, maltese cat, mackerel tabby cat, bi colour cat and black solid cat. Sounds unfamiliar for you? Prepare yourself for this article :)

First, a calico cat. This cat has 3 colours of fur such as black, white and light brown. I'm not sure for this but most of the calico cat is female. I don't know why but tabby is seem more cute if it has 3 kind of that colours. In Indonesia, calico cat called "telon".
Second, a maltese cat. I think this cat is an elegant one among the others. Why? It has a gray fur like a persian cat (you know how elegant they are). But, it is so difficult to find a maltese cat around us :(
Third, mackerel tabby cat. Heey, this is the cute one! :) You know, the fur is gray-blackish with a lot of dark strips around them. Sometimes they have a good body-shape, I think they are sexy even! :p
Fourth, a bi colour cat. What does it mean? These cats has 2 colours in their fur such as black and white, light brown and white, etc. And of course you can find them anywhere. I ever had this one when I was 10 :)
The last, a black solid cat. Wew! I know you guys have known about this one. A black solid cat always similar to a black magic. Remember, witch's friend is a black solid cat. This cat also has a scary face-expression.

SNSD - Oh!

jeone aldeon naega anya brand new sound
saero wojin nawa hamgge one more round
Dance dance dance till we run this town
oppa oppa I'll be I'll be down down down down

Hey oppa na jom bwa nareul jom barabwa
cheomiya ireon nae maltu Ha
morido hago hwajangdo haetneunde
wae nuhman nuhman moreuni

dugeun dugeun gaseumi ddeollyeo wayo
jakgu jakgu sangsangman haneun geolyo
eoddeohke hana kotdae nopdeon naega
malhago shipeo

oh oh oh oh oppareul saranghae
ah ah ah ah manhi manhi hae
sujeubeuni jebal utji mayo
jinshimini nollijido marayo
ddo babogateun mal bbunya

jeone aldeon naega anya brand new sound
saerowojin nawa hamgge one more round
Dance dance dance till we run this town
oppa oppa I'll be I'll be down down down down

oppa jamgganman jamgganman deureobwa
jakgu ddan yegineun malgo
dongsaengeuroman saenggakhaji mara
il nyeon dwimyeon huhwe halgeol


mollamolla nae mameul jeonhyeo molla
nunchi obge jangnanman chineungeolyo
eoddeohke hana i cheorobneun sarama
deureobwa jeongmal

Oh oh oh oh oppareul saranghae
Ah ah ah ah manhi manhi hae
sujeubeuni jebal utji mayo
jinshimini nollijido marayo
ddo keureomyeon na uljido molla

jeone aldeon naega anya brand new sound
meonga dareun oneul maneun ddeugeoeun mam
Down down mirujima hwamanna
oppa oppa idaroneun no no no no


Tell me boy boy love it it it it it it it ah!

Oh oh oh oh oppareul saranghae
ah ah ah ah manhi manhi hae
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oppareul saranghae
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah manhi manhi hae
ddo babogateun malbbunya

oh oh oh oh
ah ah ah ah
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oppareul saranghae
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah manhi manhi hae
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oppareul saranghae
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah manhi manhi
oh~

I love Harry Potter

Hello there! For your unimportant info :p I'm as the owner of this blog would like to tell you that I'm a Potter-holic. Potter here for Harry Potter of course. And if you are addicted to this one, absolutely you know this word. What word? HORCRUX.
You can get this word on the sixth book. Horcrux is one of the black magic on Harry Potter and You-know-who did it. What kind of black magic? You-know-who divided his soul into apart and save it into many things. And this pic is so attrack me because of its word, you can read it by your own self :)

How Girls Turn Guys Down. ROFL!

Be aware when next time you go to any girl and try to impress them. They could be rude, sometimes. Forgive us for being the-funniest(/SATIRE)-creatures.

HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Proud to be Girl

Hello there! Now, I have an interesting stuff to write on my blog. It is about girl world. Well, have you ever feel regret to be a girl? I mean with a lot of reasons like too whine, or maybe you are not beautiful enough to attract the boys so you have to taking many kind of treatments in the salon? Even you let tormented because of them?

Well, it's time to think it again and don't be desperate. You know, we are as the girl can doing or can thinking many kind of something in the same time and the boy does not. Why? Because the girl has a thicker nerve connection between left-side brain and right-side brain than the boy. That's why we can using lipgloss while we are talking on the phone. Just imagine if you are talking with the boy while they are shaving, I bet he would hurts himself :p

Next, if you have a boyfriend already, I guess you know one of their annoying habit in the crowd. Yeah, his annoying habit is taking a look with another beautiful girl in front us, as his girlfriend. Actually, if you want to look at your own self, confess that you do the same thing like them. But, we never get known by him (how lucky we are!). But why? I get the reason from on of the girl magazine B'girl and I pick it up here : "Ternyata ini karena bagian kerucut di retina mata cewek tuh lebih lebar dibandingkan pada mata cowok, sehingga sudut pandang cewek jadi lebih luas."
So, we don't have to turn our head if you see the cute one on the crowd. Hihihi :p

Actually, there are many reasons to emphasize us to be a girl. But I just choose 2 reasons because they are so interesting, and for your information that I got all of this stuff from B'girl with a lil bit changes :) Say thanks to B'girl :D

How to Cat Shrink

This morning, I found a lot of paw prints in the yard. Not only that, but also pieces of fish there and made it so smelly fish. Of course the kittie did it last night. But whatever, I found this cute picture, check it!

No-Vierra

No - Vierra

You’ll never find another me
You’ll never had another story
Knowing that you there , i try to find you
Knowing that you here , i won’t let you go

Can’t you see that i got lost in your eyes ?
Can’t you see that i got trapped in your heart ?
Knowing that you there , i try to find you
Knowing that you here , i won’t let you go

Whooaa oh it’s getting dark here
Whooaa oh , right now
Whooaa oh i need you tonight
Oh , tonight

Reff :
Tell you that i will never leave
Tell you that i will kiss you now
Turn you up , no
Turn you down , no

You said you want try to keep me
You said we were last forever
You said all those things
To calm me down

Drink! For Healthy

Hurray! This evening, I made a carrot juice by myself. I just remembered that my mom bought it for me and saved it in the refrigerator, and this evening I found it :D

So, after I took a bath this evening, I took the carrots and peeled it immediately. Poor me, damn! I'm a girl and I can't peel it off by my hand. But I never give up until I can drink it, yeaaa \m/ :LOLZ:

A half later, I finished all my efforts to peeled it off then I just remembered that I forget where's my mom keep the blender. I started to look for it, oh my God, gimme a clue. Tadda! Eureka! Eureka! (hahaha) The blender is kept away inside the buffet and I opened with happily. But, that happy face turned into screamed face when I got a lot of spiders and spider webs. Yaiks! I don't like these disgusting animal. Aaaaarrgh! I ran and jumped into the outside and I got my mom with her confused face because of me.

Thank you God :D I told it all to my mom and asked for her help to take the blender out for me. She just nodded her head and accompanied me to the buffet. And I couldn't let my eyes to see that, she was too dare to take it out. Yaiks! I just could wipe my skin to skip away my paranoid.

Hoho, I cut the carrots into pieces then I pour it together with some water and three spoons of honey into the blender. Click! I pressed the button and rrrrr rrrrr rrrrrr!! The sound of the blender. And it made my mom warn to me to add more water so the blender don't make too much noises.

Finally, the carrot juice was ready to drink :) You know, I type this post with a glass of carrot juice accompany me.

Share A Lil of Photography

Do you like to take a photo? I mean not take a pic of you with some poses like say cheese or something like that. I mean, you take the attractive object around you and click it with your cam. Sometimes, you don't need to wait a beautiful moment to take a pic. Be creative guys! Just look around you and use your imagine and skill. Example, you see a glass of ice tea in your table. As you know, in the outside of the glass always there are some dews, because the are some ices on the glass. With a sense of imagine, you'll see that the glass is so sweaty. Of course, the sweats is the dews. And now, use your skill. You can make this object become attractive by taking a pic with appropriate angel. If you use DSLR cam, you can choose a zoom technique to make this object become catchy. Just arrange your zoom lens and focus on the object, it can make the other object around it looks blur. So the message of the pis is clear because you focus your lens into the object. You can put a title, "The Tired Glass", because it is so sweaty.

And this is the important one. If you want a best result on your photo, be more dare! What does it mean? Ya, the attractive objects are similar to a dangerous condition and hard to take it. Sometimes, it forces you to be more close to the object and placed you into inconvenience condition. As you can see into the pic above, she lets her in the flood just because she wants to the best result on her pics. And you know what? My photograph teacher always said that if you want to make a good pic with your own cam, the best tips is by taking a look at the good pics from the famous photographer, browse it on Google :)

Finally, there are no any difficulties to take a good pics, as long as you want to effort it and more practice :)

Sang Pemimpi, The Great Inspiration

Seems familiar with it? Yes, Sang Pemimpi, a great film with its great author, Andrea Hirata. He is not create it by his imagination, it based on his true story, his cool experiences. I have watched all of the film, first Laskar Pelangi and second, Sang Pemimpi. I watched Sang Pemimpi yesterday in the cinema. I know that is too late, but I live in Kediri, small town in East Java. You know, the newest film always come late here, sometimes I think it is better if I go to the Surabaya to watch the newest film so I'm not miss it too long. But that is just waste my money haha :D

Ok, back again, I watched it in the second week from its appear, omg, really late isn't? Wait, I have the reason if you know, based on my experience when I watched Laskar Pelangi in the first week, cinema was full of people who want to watch it too. The tickets almost sold out even! So I decide to go to cinema in the second weekend and I totally wrong about my own conclusion. The cinema was full of people, the most is children with their mommy. I can not imagine if I must go to the cinema with my mommy, haha, well I did but I never do it again since I realize that I'm adult :lol:

Sang Pemimpi, yes, by reading the title you can guess that it tells about a story of the dreamer. Ikal and his cousin, Arai always believe to their dreams, go to the Paris and get study there. To purpose their dreams, they are not only believe on their faith and spirit, they have to work hard. Mr. Balia, their teacher when they were in high school, always give them a spirit to never give up to the condition. Hmm, if you want to know the complete story, watch it by yourself :D Because I'm not talking about the synopsis of this film.

I just want to, what ya, kinda promote Sang Pemimpi, why are you have to watching this great great film. Well, Sang Pemimpi is one of the best film that made in Indonesia, where our film industry is full of kinda horor, comedy, and sometimes they pick some hot scene on that film. What a tragedy! We need a good film with a lot of moral values on it, to make young generation grow up with a new spirit, or just inspire us to make a new creation for the better future. As you can see, all of cinema in Indonesia are less from kinda film. Err, well, my name is Veny and I am 16th and you can guess that I am still in the high school with a lot of plans for the better future. And you are not student if you are not become lazy sometimes, haha just kidding but that's the real me. So diligent in the some favorite lessons but play truant in the boring class.

And here I am, after watching that great film, I have just realized, I have just thought that I have to plan my future seriously, start now of course. During my school period, I never really serious in my education, except in my elementary school, I was one of the smart student in the class but in that period. No, I do not mean to be an arrogant, I just want to share it. I really really know that my parents work hard to earn my school, so I can get what I want and to make them proud of me. But they never know what I do in the school and when they know all of my lessons score, I know that they are very disappointed of me. Now I see a lot of chances in front of me, chances to change me, chances to make them proud because of me. Sometimes all of me efforts seems so useless because I never be a winner and always a loser. After watched this film, now I realize, it is too early to say that. I am still young, just do what you can do for yourself and others. Just do not miss the chance and always believe that your dream could guide you well :))

Survey Membuktikan (New Fact)

Siapa yang belom pernah lihat kuis Super Family? (haduh kaya guru TK aja deh ckck)
Kuis yang ditayangin di ANTV itu lho, yang hostnya Darius Sinathrya. Kuis ini versi barunya kuis Family 100 yang dulu dibawain Sony Tulung.

Kenapa tiba-tiba jadi ngebahas kuis ini? Sebenernya postingan ku kali ini mau ngebahas salah satu pertanyaan yang diajuin sama Darius. Ini pertanyaan dari kuis Super Family yang tayang hari Kamis, 7 Januari 2010. Check this out :)

Darius:"Apa yang dilakukan kucing diluar rumah sepanjang malam?"

Di layar udah terpampang 5 kolom kemungkinan jawaban tertinggi. Singkat cerita, kedua peserta beserta keluarga masing-masing nggak bisa menjawab semua kemungkinan jawaban tersebut, jadi Darius membacakan kolom-kolom yang masih kosong. Kelima jawaban tersebut adalah:
1. Cari makan
2. Kawin
3. Tidur
4. Jalan-jalan
5. Pacaran
Kelima jawaban tertinggi ini didapat dari survey terhadap 100 orang. Nggak harus percaya sih, itukan hasil survey menurut orang-orang. Yang sebetulnya kita nggak tau, karena kucing sendiri yang ngejalanin itu hoho :D

Jawaban pertama kan cari makan, menurutku itu bener secara kucing itu kan hewan nocturnal. Ada yang belum tau nocturnal? Nocturnal itu hewan yang aktif pada malam hari. Bagi yang punya kucing pasti tau deh kebiasaannya yang satu itu :)

Lalu jawaban kedua, kawin. Wah yang ini kurang bisa memastikan yaa, soalnya nggak semua kucing kawin malem hari, ada yang pagi atau siang hari. Walaupun belum pernah lihat langsung (sebenarnya kurang minat juga, kan urusan pribadi mereka :lol:), tapi kita bisa tahu karena mereka ribut banget kalau lagi kawin. Mereka ngeluarin suara-suara eongan yang berisik banget, malah kaya lagi berantem gitu hehe ;p

Buat jawaban ketiga, tidur, aku pribadi setuju banget. Makhluk ini memang hobi banget tidur, anywhere pula ckck. Berdasar pengalaman, dulu aku punya kucing yang super males, tidur mulu dah, bangun-bangun minta makan. Nah dia (si kucing) sering banget tidur di meja belajarku, kadang di tumpukan buku-buku. Atau yang lebih ekstrim lagi, kadang si kucing tidur di kasurku, malah posisi keempat kakinya ngerangkul gulingku :ckck: Itu pun kalau aku berusaha mau ngambil gulingnya, dia malah makin mencengkeram pake kukunya yang tajam >_<

Untuk jawaban keempat, jalan-jalan, geli juga sih waktu ngebacanya, soalnya dalam bayanganku, si kucing kalau malem jalan-jalan ke mall (hang out). Tapi mungkin yang dimaksud si kucing keluar jalan-jalan cari mangsa atau sekadar mengunjungi daerah kekuasaannya. Who knows?

Nah jawaban terakhir yang bikin geli juga, pacaran. Lagi-lagi bayanganku aneh banget. Kucing jalan-jalan berdua, pacaran sambil menyusuri sepanjang gang sempit kenangan. Tapi Darius said that mungkin yang dimaksud pacaran disini adalah si kucing cari-cari pasangan untuk kawin. Lagian mana ada kucing pacaran?

Well, apapun itu, kita jadi tahu, kira-kira apa yang kucing-kucing itu lakukan di malam hari, bagaimana pun juga jawaban-jawaban tersebut kan berdasarkan survey, jadi bukan jawaban pribadi. Kalau aja si kucing bisa disurvey langsung, kira-kira mereka akan jawab apa ya? hehe :p

Inspired by Hot Chocolate and Mint

Just trying to mix the stuff by its color and what do you think? Do not forget that I am still beginner :D hehe



I always really want to mix the sneakers with the skirt but I never have a chance to do it. And I do not think that my mommy would like that idea :(



I add a black necklace and a black bangle to make it looks catchy hehe :)
Any advice?